Have you ever gotten blue balls ?



i have no idea why im being asked this because i dont think i’ve blogged anything pertaining to the subject lol but of course! and now im gonna tell you a story and you better read it since you want to ask off the wall questions!

I was with this young lady. well she called me to come over on some my parents aint here type shit and im like hell yeah im about to go clap them cheeks! i had my doubts though because it was the first time i had ever kicked it with her and “GETTIN THE DRAWLS DAWG” *Tommy voice*

on the first time kicking it in high school was unheard of. but i was determined to be one of the first. so i get there and we’re chillin on some lowkey shit so im like fuck, false alarm she not about to even let a nigga slaughter the poonani, i guess im not gonna be considered one of the greatest, *Biggie Voice* but out of no where she jumps on me and starts to kiss me ever so passionately. you would have thought she was the horny aint shit ass male.  so we’re on the couch sitting upright and she’s on top of me grinding and kissing me and my dick is harder than superman’s eyeball

so im like she gotta feel this fat long bastard. so i do some maneuvering and adjust myself to make sure she feel it, mind you i have on the typical nigga tryna smash outfit

so i position the long schlong to rub right in the coochie area and she LOSES IT!! Knees get weaker than 50 cent baseball pitch. and she gets to grinding on my dick and im like oh my fucking GAWD im about to slaughter somebody’s daughter tonight in the most romantic way possible. im about to do some amazing shit and fuck her on the ceiling! so i pull my dick out and position her hands to rub on this monster and she gets to stroking and kissing and stroking and kissing. so she got on the lil skirt she wore to school still, which is so even  better. so im fingering her like im digging for the answers to life. and she is

and im so hard i could have sliced right through the finest diamonds with my dick.

so we doing all of this…

and i go to slide my dick in…

and she fucking says… “im sorry, it’s not gonna be that type of party tonight…”


so im like are you sure?? as i continue to rub mister peetey pecker on the coochmeister and she lifts up and was like yeah, i can’t do it today… not on the first night…

so i stop and put my dick back in my pants [BECAUSE IM NOT A FUCKING SICK FUCK WHO CONTINUES EVEN THOUGH SHE SPECIFICALLY SAYS NO! YOU SICK PIECE OF SHIT RAPISTS!!!] and i apologize if i made her uncomfortable and she apologized to me. and we  finished watching what was on tv and i left…. defeated… not great… with balls bluer than God’s great seas.

this is important.



I’m real tired of seeing skinny white kids painted as THE AVERAGE QUEER. Like please show me a curvy Indian agender kid from Brooklyn, a hispanic lesbian and her black girlfriend. A trans demisexual dude from Korea. GIVE ME SOMETHING OTHER THAN LANKY PALE PEOPLE WITH COLORFUL HAIR PLEASE GOD.

I will never stop linking to this article: Black People Make Up Largest Share of LGBT Community

Let’s stop pretending otherwise, OK Media?

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I miss thehopeandthedream. that’s what’s really wrong with me.

I miss both of you!